Time Babble

3.5 Last Train to Christmas (2021) ”Rumba Colditz Tony”

Ding! Ding! All aboard! 
Next stop, the Time Babble Christmas Special!
This week we’re babbling about Last Train to Christmas (2021), starring Michael Sheen, playing twelve versions of Tony, a troubled nightclub impresario, Cary Elwes as his bottoms popped off, not-alcoholic not-brother, together with a host of other characters that may, or may not exist.
On the last Christmas Eve train from London to Nottingham, Tommy/Tony jumps forwards and backwards by decades, as he wanders from carriage to carriage, creating havoc with his timeline, and multiple versions of his family.
As it’s our festive special, we’ve been scouring message boards and fansites to bring you as much fact and truths as we can stomach. Which, let’s face it, when our stomachs are full of Rumbas and Watneys Party Seven, is not a lot. 
So gather round the warm festive log fire dear Babblers, to hear tales of Colditz board game etiquette, murder walls, exploding children, and an exhaustive list of Tony’s iterations. 
Come stamp on butterflies with us!
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3.4 Repeat Performance (1947) ”Vellum, Morocco bound, Illuminated”

Get ready to climb the magical staircase as we babble about the time travelling film noir gem Repeat Performance (1947). The film is often overlooked, but overlooked no more as we delve into its sequinned delights!
The film stars Joan Leslie as Sheila Page, who opens the film with a gun in her hand and her almost always drunk husband Barney, dead at her feet. And then things start to get a little more complicated as we relive the year leading up to the fateful shooting.
On the way though, we encounter poets, drunks, shower caps, another invalid waddle, theatre folk, parping orange blossoms, the source of The Smiths’ entire back catalogue and inevitable break-up, along with a whole heap o’ deceit!
The film is a great example of how even the genres you think you know can throw the odd curveball every now and then. As Time Babble would too, if we could throw.
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3.3 Biggles: Adventures in Time (1986) ”Anno Biggles”

Grab hold of your time twin and get thee to a nunnery. It’s time for Biggles!
This week we’re babbling about Biggles: Adventures in Time (1986). It’s a joy of a film and one of Time Babble HQs favourite time travel movies.
Biggles was the creation of W.E. Johns, who wrote nearly a hundred novels following Biggles adventures during wartime. The film itself screams 80’s! From its music, fashion, and the beautiful street punks gathered around a brazier.
It also features the last film appearance by the legendary gentleman of horror, Peter Cushing, who puts in a traditionally exemplary performance despite the nonsense that is going on around him, including his pooping pet raven.
So prepare your Celebrity Dinner, grab your actors' final movie checklist, ready yourself to pull out a German soldier’s eyeball and ride the time-lightning, into this week's episode of Time Babble!
 
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3.2 A Hitch in Time (1978) ”Totally Claypoled”

This week we dive head first into the sparkling and inviting waters of the Children's Film Foundation. 
The Children's Film Foundation was for decades a way for new and established directors and actors at the end of their career, to make films aimed at, and starring kids.
Our film stars Patrick Troughton as the mysterious time travelling inventor, Professor Wagstaff, currently hanging out in an abandoned castle in a public park. We’ve extensively researched and we’re pretty sure this was a unique role for Mr Troughton and sadly he never played a time traveller before or since.
Two school kids ignore the ‘Danger of Death’ sign outside, (and typically everything potentially dangerous about the 1970s) and wander in to see what’s going on. Like the kids, the film pretty much ignores facts, history and continuity, but the kids, Troughton, and the audience have a pretty fun time along the way. Just like Time Babble.
We follow the same characters and their ancestry all the way back to the Stone Age and a rather dodgy looking bear, via that pesky WW2, and all the way back to the now. Although their now is very much the then of 1978. Oh, and the film has an amazing soundtrack, a little bit like a jaunty version of Kraftwerk. But better. 
 
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3.1 Donnie Darko (2001) ”Joke Murder Scene”

Welcome to Series Three of Time Babble!
We celebrate our new series with a modern time travel classic, in the 3D watery shape of Donnie Darko (2001). The film is the directorial debut of Richard Kelly, and stars both Jake and Maggie Gyllenhall, alongside Drew Barrymore, Patrick Swayze, Mary McDonnell, and Katherine Ross.
It’s the simple story of a narcoleptic young man who may or may not be conversing with a six foot bunny rabbit at the end of the world. This is no fluffy-wuffy Peter Rabbit of a bunny though, but it does turn out that Beatrix Potter’s watercolour palette includes a lovely shade of ‘gorefest red’.
Despite the dark mournfulness (of both film and pod), there are many funny moments, as we discover the best Lorne Green gag in movie history, welcome the return of ‘Ask an Idiot’, and to add sparkle to our motion, the widely beloved ‘Haiku or Limerick’ section completes our traditionally poetic denouement.
So grab your earmuffs and join us, as we attempt to put our cross at the love end of the fear/love scale.
 
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3.0 Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023) ”Tuk-Tuk”

Welcome to the Time Babble goes to the Movies Summer Special!
This week, we’re babbling about Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, released in cinemas summer 2023.
The film stars Harrison Ford (obvs), alongside Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Toby Jones, and some old(er) familiar faces. It’s the first in the series not directed by Steven Spielberg, or with story input from George Lucas. Consequently, it’s a fun, if slightly fluffy ride, and nowhere as bad as ‘the Indy film that dare not be named for fear of a curse’.
Once again, (a heavily de-aged) Harrison Ford is fighting them pesky Nazis, whilst a regularly aged Harrison Ford is coming to terms with his 1960s retirement. But hold on there! He’s soon back on the archeological hunt, racing around in Tuk-Tuks and resolving the classic conundrum of whether a horse can run faster than a subway train.
Indy also gets to meet all the famous people. But which is the most famous? The answer is obvious, if we cared to tell. Which naturally, we don’t.
So, does the film belong in a museum for future generations to admire, or does it sink to the bottom of the bath along with Archimedes’ potatoes?
 
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2.10 Safety Not Guaranteed (2012) ”The Colbys”

This week we’re babbling about Safety Not Guaranteed (2012), directed by Colin Trevorrow, and starring Aubrey Plaza, Mark Duplass, Jake Johnson and Karan Soni.
The film is about a real fake classified ad, seeking a companion to travel in time, and is a delightfully low budget film that many people may have missed on its original release. Let’s make that right!
Our lo-fi indie babbling covers all the up-to date pop culture questions, such as ‘What was the spin-off from either Dallas or Dynasty that features a spaceship?’, alongside  ‘How do you stack your soup?’, ‘Do you take your Star Wars figures out of the box?’, and ‘Is it really a car chase if all the cars are only travelling at 15 miles an hour?’
All of these questions and many more, may not be answered in our latest podcast.
 
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2.9 Flight of the Navigator (1986) ”The Eleventh Cow”

This week we’re babbling about time travel film royalty: Flight of the Navigator (1986), directed by Randal Klieser, and starring Joey Cramer, Veronica Cartwright and the voice of Paul Reubens as Max.
Our 80s synth-induced babbling visits the only public toilet in Florida, first gig confessions, futuristic robot post vehicles that still need a Sarah Jessica Parker to help deliver the mail, the most incompetent security this side of a heavily monitored NASA base, and some cows. Count them. Oh, and the best dog-based title sequence ever committed to film.
The film stands the test of time, and is an essential rewatch. Or if you’re one of our younger listeners, you‘ll be able to check out the olden times, when you were encouraged by your parents to go wander in the scary woods all alone, via the railway tracks, at night. 
We am, we’ll be.
 
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2.8 The Time Travelers (1964) ”Danny The Electrcian”

This week we're babbling about The Time Travelers (1964), directed by Ib Melchior and produced by the legendary Samuel Z. Arkoff. The film was released by American International Pictures, who are best known for their low budget ‘B’ movies with  high production values.
Our own zero budget babbling this week features futuristic musical instruments, impressive (and not so impressive) magic tricks, Danny the Electrician (YAAAY!) and his lusty antics (could he be one of the greatest screen comedians of all time?), The Cramps (yes, The Cramps!) in space, and a preposterously comprehensive, if lengthy, audit of space sex robots.
Despite what you might assume  from our meandering insights, the film is full of fun, with some quite impressive sets and costume designs. Albeit alongside possibly one of the most confusingly bleak endings in cinematic history.
Join us, and Danny the Electrician (YAAAY!), for our latest Babble.
 
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2.7 The Outer Limits S1 E06 (1963)

This week we're babbling about episode six from the first series of the classic tv show, The Outer Limits (1963): The Man Who Was Never Born. It was written by Anthony Lawrence, directed by Leonard Horn and stars a very young Martin Landau.
For those who have sensitivity towards frogs, please consider this a warning, as we expose the underwritten obsession this episode has with our amphibian friends. However, the listener can console themselves with various distractions, including alien shape-shifting, the lady’s pocket, the accuracy of french pronunciation, and mutant fingers, tickling a dog.
 
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